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Time To Buy Stock In Charmin*

Posted by Chris Liebenthal on January 1, 2011

First, it was the courthouse bathrooms being filthy and poorly stocked.

Now it’s the airport’s bathrooms.
Fortunately, County Executive Lee Holloway is taking action to correct the airport situation. And it won’t even cost tax payers a dime.
But given Scott Walker’s apparent aversion to clean or stocked bathrooms, and given that he will become Goobernator on Monday, this is the time to buy stock in Charmin and the other toilet paper manufacturers.
Just think of how many rolls people will be buying if they work or have business in a state building. Heck, just the number of travelers that will need toilet paper for the rest areas will double your money in the first year.
*I get a ten percent commission from all proceeds for that hot stock tip.
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